YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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