that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
