i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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