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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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