I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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