Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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