so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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