This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Mom said you looked used
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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