Ambien. No doubt about it.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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