I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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