I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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