Already got asked if we're dating
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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