I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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