Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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