i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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