On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm lost and stupid without you.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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