I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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