talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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