What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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