when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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