It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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