told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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