I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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