weddingsv make me drug and hornr
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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