She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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