I don't think brook has ever known best
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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