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say what?
wanna hang out?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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