ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
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I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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