dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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