sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
"it" just moved
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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