I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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