Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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