I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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