You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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