I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
