i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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