he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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