I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
