weddingsv make me drug and hornr
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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