Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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