Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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