Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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