Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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