He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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