i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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