oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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