Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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