Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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