okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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