Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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