Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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