Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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