the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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