My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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